<p>I hate linking to the bird site and wish people would post shit elsewhere but this is literally so funny <a href="https://x.com/uspsveteran/status/1814420003355337166" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">x.com/uspsveteran/status/18144</span><span class="invisible">20003355337166</span></a></p>