<p>Harris Whitmer wins back Michigan as long as Harris doesn't make any Biden-like statements about Gaza. Dems need Michigan to win.</p><p>Harris Buttigieg wins over the "White folk that think they're not anti-Black but watch a lot of Bill Maher and Fox News." demographic. Buttigieg says all the right things on TV. He's the Dem Ramaswamy.</p><p>Harris Newsom brings big money. Gavin is "Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?" But with 100 billionaires instead of 1 centibillionaire</p>
