<p>Alternatively, if you insist on taking Unix's name in vain to win arguments, I am going to start taking you literally, and require you to show your work.</p><p>Please explain how your design for commit hooks embodies "salvation through suffering", as described in Ritchie and Thompson (1974).</p><p>Please describe, precisely, how your protocol buffer based microservice cloud works with text streams, the universal interface.</p><p>Where is the filter in your design, which as we know every program must be?</p>