<p><her> I had calories today. In form of Bailey's. It has more calories than vodka! It also has fats, that are good for my brain.<br /><me> I'm not sure that that balances out all the alcohol...<br /><her> I also take caffeine pills!<br /><me> please take B-series vitamins, okay? if not for you then for me. you'll need B12.<br /><her> Oh! I could drink a can of Monster per day.<br /><me> *facepalm*</p>
