<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Popehat" class="u-url mention">@<span>Popehat</span></a></span> “The plaintiff would like to be known as the kind of person who kills others through inexcusably poor and reckless driving, but not, Your Honor, as a drunkard. These groundless allegations of immoderate tippling have severely tarnished his reputation in the vehicular homicide community, and we feel justified in asking for exemplary damages.”</p>